normal person reading:
me reading:
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Is that…really a desert hedgehog??
It seems the bigger paws and bigger ears would suggest so, but…OH MY GOSH THE CUTENESS~!!!The ears!!! AHH!!!
“G… Gotta… Go… Fast…”
(Source: frompillow, via totallynotagentphilcoulson)
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setting realistic goals for your future
(via noitsnotkatie)
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raise your hand if you’ve ever had to explain what “shipping” is
(Source: liraaz, via noitsnotkatie)
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(Source: bymiathermopolis, via wayward--timelord)
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
This show is fucking brilliant.
(via wayward--timelord)
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(via endinthebeginning)
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this was me and the word “facade”
OMG. “Niche,” anyone?
I run into this so often with words that I’ve only ever read, and when it comes time to employ them in a sentence I realize that I actually have no idea how to pronounce it irl.
(Source: gruntledandhinged, via problematicaffixationwithfantasy)
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I suck at texting unless
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
(Source: ahtnamasyay, via waitformiracle)
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(Source: andisbetter)
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Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
(Source: meilleure--amie, via dontforgettotwistanddiffuse)
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(Source: bit.ly, via stronger-than-my-pain)
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According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?
I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD -
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F U C K ? ? H ? ? O N ?
F U C K Bi Tc He S Ge Tm O Ne Y
(via teamladsvsteamgents)
